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Recently at a theological meeting  in Rome

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            JFoou  Subject: Fw: Joke of the day........
Recently, at a theological meeting  in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject.  One by  one, they offered their evidence...
 

THREE PROOFS THAT.........JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was  bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities


But then there were equally good arguments that.......JESUS WAS BLACK

1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial


But then there were equally good arguments that.......JESUS WAS JEWISH

1. He went into his Father's business
2. He lived at home and was holy
3. He was the messia or the chosen one


But then  there were equally good arguments that.......JESUS WAS ITALIAN

1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil


But then there were equally good arguments that......JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN

1. He  never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He  started a new religion


But then there were equally good arguments that.......JESUS WAS IRISH

1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green  pastures


But perhaps the most compelling evidence .........THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN

1. He had to  feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of people who just didn't  get it
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
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